Friday, June 09, 2006

Strike, They're Out

The recent demise of downtown's Angry Ale's and Hoops & Dreams wasn't surprising; location and adaptation, respectively, ran out the clock on these sports establishments.

Is our appetite for televised athletics fizzling like Bobcats' season ticket sales? Hardly. Ale's suffered from a geography handicap, where the desolate stretches of Church and 3rd were only populated during home Panther games. H&D never shook the stigma of its comparisons to an airport bar and a pesky nightlife writer who picked on its cheesy menu headings.

Picasso's Sports Cafe will replace Ale's, supposedly waiving the aforementioned location issue, while Verona Lounge will occupy H&D's former second story spot over the 5th and Tryon intersection. Picasso's East Boulevard location will be unharmed.

Other suggestions for H&D's old prime spot:
  • Duty-free shop; they got that airport thing going for them.
  • Storage for a creepy mannequin display, with all that glass up there.
  • Free BB gun target practice--make your best spiderweb crack!
  • Innovative satellite Charlotte-Mecklenberg police station, to detain the surly types in a drunktank while we peep.
  • Blow out all that glass, and make it the city's largest tiki bar.
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Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Charlotte cordially invites you to save the date on July 20, 2006 for an evening with aspiring heavyweight champ Calvin Brock at Cans from 6-8 pm.

I don't know the man, but he's awful pretty in his press release and I wonder how this "boxing banker" keeps that nose so straight. It almost makes me not want to hit him.

The event's interest is in recruitment; obviously, this organization's influence changes lives, but let's hope they leave the Little Brothers and Sisters at home while promoting their cause at a bar.

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While the University area teems with traffic and coeds, CarolinaNightlife.com is capitalizing on the sun with pool party dates at area apartment complexes.

I see no July dates, but a combination of bikinis, free drink and food, and a DJ would indicate that this coming weekend's first trip to Campus Connection may change that...if the bikinis show up.

I see no problem there.

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Grand Central celebrates its third anniversary on Saturday night with a little help from its friends at Lazyday.com where they'll buy your Bud Light from 7 to 10.

I've long preached this is the new Hut, for those who remember The City's Best Former Tiki Bar on College Street where eighties and nineties singalong ruled the day.

A good friend of mine calls it Satan's Lair, where its dark myths have dropped him all over the city in strange girls' apartments. Even the Number of the Beast on 6/6/06 left it unfazed.

Here's to many more.

Reach Bryan. All emails will be answered. Join his Myspace friends group...none of his real friends will sign up.

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